Some schmuck is suing after he paid $1000 to get in to the ‘Leather Meets Lace’ party at the Playboy Mansion and learned that the beautiful women got in for free. WHAT?!?! Steve Frye claims that the double standard is sexual discrimination and that letting these “gorgeous women” in for free “promotes harmful, negative stereotypes.” I don’t know where to begin. Of cooooourse gorgeous women get in for free, it’s the Playboy Mansion dude. Without hot women everywhere, it wouldn’t be the happiest place on earth. Also $1000 seems pretty cheap for a night in heaven. Doesn’t he know that the first duty of being a man is protecting the institution where dreams come true? You don’t go against the Church Mansion. On behalf of all men everywhere I would like to apologize for this idiot’s actions and just make it clear that we don’t all think like that. We are happy to pay anything you ask Mr. Hefner. Hef is number 1 on the KING’S Kings list and we thank him every day for everything he has done for us. Long live Playboy!