Kristen Stewart cheats on Robert Pattinson with Rupert SandersIn case you haven’t heard yet, Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with her married ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ director, Rupert Sanders.

I mean, I don’t understand why everyone is so surprised. I always said that she was a Bitch and that’s why she has always been on KING’S Hit List.

She released a statement today saying,

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

Boohoo Bullshit! If you loved him, you wouldn’t have had wild sex with another man. Rob better dump that Biyatch fast!

It takes two to tango. The philandering director said,

“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

Come on, I expected this from that super whorebitch, but this dude is married to a pretty hot model and has two kids. Not coooooo.

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