Justin Bieber Closes Roast With Sincere Apology

Comedy Central Roast Of Justin Bieber - King Says 2015The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber, which aired on Monday night in ‘Merica and last night here in England, was so bloody hilarious. I’m still laughing… and I’m not being sarcastic.

JB was supposed to be the butt of every joke, but several of the cleverly constructed insults were aimed at the other roasters.

He took his beating like a man, and then sincerely apologised for his poor behaviour over the last couple of years, saying,

“There was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old and didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. There’s been moments I’m really proud of and a lot of moments I look back and I’m pretty disappointed in myself for, but the things that I’ve done really don’t define who I am. I’m a kind-hearted person, who loves people, and through it all I lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry. But what I can say is I’m looking forward to being someone that you guys can all look at and be proud of.”

I think I beliebe him this time.

Told you the little brat will eventually come around. I think this is it. He’s officially in my good books again. Well done, son!