King Donald Trump has officially announced that he is running for President of the United States of America.
Let’s be honest, he doesn’t really stand a chance, but the race sure is going to be a lot more entertaining now.
Just imagine if he did win though. He’d fix so much shit.
During his press conference at Trump Tower in New York City, he revealed his campaign slogan,
“We will make America great again!”
… Fu*k Yeah!
He’s got my vote.