One Direction Split

One Direction split - King Says 2015One Direction is finally calling it quits.

The shittiest, but somehow one of the most famous, boy-bands in history has announced that they will very soon be taking a break, so that they can all go off in their own directions. Do you get the pun? Do you get it? The pun.

Being the pussies that they are, they’re calling at an “extended hiatus”, which basically means that they are breaking up, but keeping the option to reunite in case their solo career plans flop.

I’m surprised they lasted this long. Zayn Malik was smart for leaving first.