Kim Kardashian’s Kimoji App Breaks Apple

Kim Kardashian Kimoji app breaks Apple - King Says 2015Forget all the records ‘Star Wars’ is breaking, Kim Kardashian’s new emoji app, Kimoji, just broke Apple.

The app, which she launched earlier today, features Kardashian themed emojis like the big butt emoji and the pregnant Kim emoji. Just what I needed… Hmmm. Well, a lot of people did need it because there were so many trying to download it, the Apple App Store couldn’t handle it and started crashing. It got up to 9,000 downloads per millisecond.

So, 9000 x $1.99(cost) = [insert sick face emoji]

Why people, why? You’re better than that.