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Category Archive: World News

ALEC BALDWIN VS KELSEY GRAMMER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK

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Why is it that politics and entertainment are becoming more and more closely linked? It seems that once actors reach a certain point in their careers, they all turn to politics. Maybe to be a good politician you have to be a good actor. A couple of weeks ago Kelsey Grammer expressed an interest in …

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CRIMINAL YOUTHS CONTINUE TO TERRORISE THE STREETS OF LONDON IN RIOTS

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Shit like this really pisses me off. For the last three days London has been burning. This all started on Thursday night when police shot and killed a man in North London. A peaceful protest started on Saturday evening, which quickly turned in to violent riots. This has spread wide over the whole of the …

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WORLD’S COOLEST POLITICIANS

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RUPERT MURDOCH’S WIFE, WENDI DENG, SLAPS PIE ATTACKER

Earlier today, Rupert Murdoch attended a formal hearing on the practices of News International in the whole phone hacking scandal. While he was being questioned, a protester comically attacked him with a foam pie. The panel was absolutely flabbergasted. The best bit by far, was when his wife, Wendi Deng (pink jacket), came to Rupert’s …

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CARLA BRUNI CONFIRMS SHE IS PREGNANT

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The first lady of France, better known as the supermodel wife of the French president Nicolas Sarkozy has confirmed what we all already knew. She’s pregnant. Reports came out that it will be a boy, but Carla Bruni swears, ” I don’t even know myself. There are certain things which one should keep secret.”   I …

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CHARLIE GILMOUR SENT TO JAIL

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Charlie Gilmour, son of Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour, was sentenced to at least 8 months in prison for his very shameful attack on Prince Charles and Camilla’s car during a student riot in London a few months ago. He threw something at the car and shouted, “Let them eat cake, let them eat cake, they …

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KAL PENN RETURNS TO ACTING AND JOINS THE CAST OF HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

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In 2009 Kal Penn (no relation to Sean Penn) quit acting and focused on his career in politics. Most famous for his role in the hilarious franchise Harold & Kumar, Kal decided to pursue his interest in government and took the role of Associate Director in the White House Office of Public Engagement. Hollywood just …

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HUGH GRANT’S INVOLVEMENT IN EXPOSING THE NEWS OF THE WORLD

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  Hugh Grant was one of the celebrities whose phone was hacked by the News of the World. He has felt personally violated and says, “The crusade against the people who hacked my phone is just the beginning of it. I don’t think I would be on a crusade if it weren’t for the fact that …

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THE LAST EVER EDITION OF NEWS OF THE WORLD

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Today was the last ever edition of the best selling British newspaper, News of the World. The controversial paper first ran its mills in 1843. It took us 168 years to shut down the trashy Sunday paper. I’m happy its gone. Its recent involvement in the phone-hacking scandal, where reporters and journalists hacked in to the …

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THE LOTTERY IS FIXED. IT IS A FRAUD. IT IS THE BIGGEST COVER UP OF ALL TIME, BUT WE STILL BUY A TICKET

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Surprise surprise, the Euromillions Jackpot has rolled over yet again. The top prize will remain at £166m and the rest of the money will now trickle down to the lower category of matches. There are probably hundreds of conspiracy theories out there, but think of it logically for one second. Who would give £166m to …

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