Old Dominion Announce Meat And Candy Tour

Old Domnion announce Meat and Cady tour - King Says 2016Old Dominion are going on tour!

Well, they’re kind of already on Kenney Chesney’s Spread the Love tour but have just announced that they will be headlining their very own shows. Lead singer Matthew Ramsey said,

“It’s a huge deal for us to have our own headlining tour and our name on the ticket. Our fans have shown up in ways we never imagined and we can’t wait to see what these shows will be like.”

The ‘Meat and Candy Tour‘ will kick off this autumn, with the first concert at House of Blues in Cleveland, Ohio on the twenty-second day of September. Several dates have been set all over the US right up until Christmas, which is all very cool, but no London shows have been announced yet.

@OldDominion #PleaseComeToLondon

Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonald’s

Kanye West writes a poem about McDonalds - King Says 2016So, Kanye West wrote a “poem” about McDonalds’s.

Apparently, he wrote it a few years ago, but it was just released in Frank Ocean’s new zine, ‘Boys Don’t Cry.’

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie

OMG! It’s as terrible as I thought it would be.

This idiot can’t write for shit. Seriously, a 5-year-old could have done a better job.

I am in the mood for some McD’s though, but that’s nothing new.

King Leonardo DiCaprio And Nina Agdal Involved In Car Accident

King Leonardo DiCaprio and Nina Agdal involved in car accident - King Says 2016King Leonardo DiCaprio and his latest hot model girlfriend Nina Agdal were involved in a car accident yesterday.

King Leo was driving his friend’s car around the Hamptons when a car crashed into the back of them.

An ambulance was called to the scene, but it was more just as a precaution. Luckily, no one was injured, but Nina was pretty shaken up by the whole experience.

I’m sure there’s a “rear-ended” joke in there somewhere, but it’s Sunday night, and I’m tired.

John “The Jesus” Turturro Working On Big Lebowski Spin-Off

John Turturro working on Big Lebowski spin-off - King Says 2016John “The Jesus” Turturro is working on a spin-off to the 1998 Coen Brothers classic, ‘The Big Lebowski.’

The film, ‘Going Places,’ has already started filming over in New York with Bobby Cannavale, Audrey Tautou and Susan Sarandon.

I really hope Jeff “The Dude” Bridges makes a cameo.

You just know it’s going to be hilarious because… “Nobody fu*ks with The Jesus!”

Queen Amber Heard Donates Divorce Money To Charity

Queen Amber Heard donates her divorce money - King Says 2016Queen Amber Heard has donated every single penny of the $7 Million she got from the Johnny Depp divorce settlement to the American Civil Liberties Union to “fight” violence against women and the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles, where she has volunteered for the last 10 years.

And that’s why she’s a King’s Queen… I mean, other than being ridiculously hot, of course.

She was entitled to a hell of a lot more because there was no prenup, but the fact that she just wanted out and donated the money she did get, strengthens her case that JD is a woman-beating drunk.

Blake Shelton Joining King Luke Bryan For Crash My Playa 2017

Blake Shelton joining King Luke Bryan for Crash My Playa - King Says 2016OMG, OMG, OMG! Blake Shelton is joining King Luke Bryan for that Crash My Playa festival thing he does down in Cancun, Mexico every year.

He made the “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT” on Twitter, posting…

Ha!

Two of my favourite country singers people in the whole wide world on one stage; guess we’re going to Mexico in January! There’s a good chance I won’t remember it either.

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