Chris Brown To Remain In Jail Until June… Hopefully 2018

Chris Brown to remain in Jail Chris Brown To Remain In Jail Until June... Hopefully 2018I am delighted to report that Chris Brown will continue to rot in jail until at least June.

Brown , who was locked up last month after being kicked out of rehab, was recently flown to D.C., where a judge rightfully denied his request for freedom and postponed his trial till June.

He will now be Con-Air’d back to L.A. and await his fate behind bars.

If everything goes to plan and the judge in the Rihanna beating case agrees that the tosser violated his probation, he could face up to four years in prison.

His future’s bright, his future’s orange.

Jodie Foster Marries Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Jodie Foster marries girlfriend Alexandra Jodie Foster Marries Girlfriend Alexandra HedisonJodie Foster and Alexandra Hedison are married!

A rep confirmed that the couple, who had been dating for about a year, tied the knot in a private ceremony this weekend.

Congratulations.

George Clooney And Steve Wynn Got Into An Epic Argument Over President Obama

George Clooney and Steve Wynn argue over President Obama George Clooney And Steve Wynn Got Into An Epic Argument Over President ObamaGeorge Clooney and Steve Wynn got into an epic argument, after Wynn called President Obama an asshole.

The two were enjoying a delicious meal with friends at the fancy BOTERO restaurant in Wynn’s Encore hotel in Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago.

Clooney quickly became infuriated when Wynn attacked the President’s character and described the Affordable Care Act as complete and utter nonsense. Several unpleasantries were exchanged before the actor got up and stormed off.

Don’t they know that you’re not supposed to discuss religion, money, or politics at the dinner table?

Wynn put it down to the fact that George had a few too many tequila shots that night and told reporters that everyone knows not to take actors too seriously.

Ha! His pompous remarks always humour me.

Rumer Willis’ Cut Out Skirt Leaves Little To The Imagination

Rumer Willis side vag dress Rumer Willis Cut Out Skirt Leaves Little To The Imagination Rumer Willis had it all on show at Elle’s Women In Music concert in Hollywood last night.

The 25-year-old actress fashioned a black crop top and cut out skirt showing off her little pink panties.

I’m not saying she didn’t look hot, but is her outfit maybe a little too revealing to wear out in public?

Apparently, it’s all about side-vag these days because side-boob was so 2013.

I dunno, I think it gets to a point when you might as well not be wearing anything at all.

King Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Wife Sara Kapfer Files For Separation

Cuba Gooding Jr and wife Sara Kapfer seperate King Cuba Gooding Jr.s Wife Sara Kapfer Files For SeparationKing Cuba Gooding Jr.’s wife, Sara Kapfer, has filed for separation after 20 years of marriage.

She submitted documents in L.A. yesterday citing, “irreconcilable differences”, which I believe is the legal term for, “Show Me The Money!”

The couple, who met in high school, married in 1994 and have three children together.

It’s the long ones that scare me the most. All that time and effort invested, and then it’s over just like that. You’re never safe.

Nicki Minaj Not Looking Like A Clown

Nicki Minaj looking normal without crazy makeup and wig Nicki Minaj Not Looking Like A ClownNicki Minaj was almost unrecognisable at ‘The Other Woman’ premiere in Los Angeles last night without all that colourful crap she usually disguises herself with.

I’m liking this new normal toned down natural look.

I mean, I probably still wouldn’t, but at least now the thought of it doesn’t disgust me. Before, it was like banging a clown.