AMANDA BYNES ARRESTED FOR WEED POSSESSION

Amanda Bynes9 AMANDA BYNES ARRESTED FOR WEED POSSESSIONAmanda Bynes was arrested last night for possession of pot and trying to get rid of evidence.

Surprised?

Someone in her apartment building saw her smoking a joint and acting weirder than usual, so decided to call the police.

When cops arrived at her apartment and saw her bong, she quickly threw it out of the window.

She was arrested and charged for criminal possession of marijuana, reckless endangerment, and felony tampering with evidence.

She was taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and is now awaiting a hearing.

There are enough tweets out there for her to plead insanity.

I miss the old, normal, hot Amanda.

SOULJA BOY BUSTED BY SECRET NETWOR OF HIDDEN CAMERAS

Soulja Boy2 SOULJA BOY BUSTED BY SECRET NETWOR OF HIDDEN CAMERAS Soulja Boy’s red Bentley was impounded by the LAPD after being caught in incriminating photographs taken by a secret network of police cameras hidden around L.A.

It all began when a red Bentley fled the scene after being involved in a serious accident with a motorbike on January 9th in Hollywood.

The biker’s friend did his own investigation work and went around the neighbourhood asking if anyone had any information about the conspicuous car. He lucked out when a valet at Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles identified it as Soulja Boy’s car.

The cops used this information and cross referenced it with a super-database of photos taken by thousands of cameras hidden on private vehicles and buildings all over L.A.

They found dozens of photos of his car with damage corresponding to the accident. A judge agreed that there was probable cause to believe the vehicle was involved in the accident and granted LAPD permission to impound the car.

BUSTED!

Apparently, the average car is photographed at least 1,000 times a day without the driver even knowing. Pretty cool.

Criminals Beware!

AMANDA BYNES REJECTED FROM PRIVATE JET

Amanda Bynes12 AMANDA BYNES REJECTED FROM PRIVATE JET Amanda Bynes was rejected from a private jet this weekend after trying to use Google as a substitute for her ID.

She was boarding a flight at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey en route to L.A.

The pilot started checking everyone’s IDs, but Bynes didn’t have any because her licence was suspended.

Sources say that she was pretty desperate to get to L.A. and at one point even opened up Google to prove to the pilot that she was Amanda Bynes.

Needless to say, it didn’t work. TSA regulations are pretty strict. No ID, no flight.

Haha, that’s like the Queen using a £5 note as ID.

PARIS HILTON SIGNS TO CASH MONEY RECORDS

PAris Hilton3 PARIS HILTON SIGNS TO CASH MONEY RECORDSThe incredibly sexy Paris Hilton has signed with Cash Money Records and has an album expected to drop this summer. She explains,

“This is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.”

Birdman confirmed the news by tweeting…

Brrrrrrrrrrrr!

I’m a huge Paris Hilton fan, so I’m actually looking forward to this.

She’s so Bloody HOT!

KEN JEONG GOT PAID $5 MILLION FOR HANGOVER 3?

Ken Jeong KEN JEONG GOT PAID $5 MILLION FOR HANGOVER 3?The first two ‘Hangover’ films have grossed over a Billion dollars worldwide, so it was only fair for them to start sharing the wealth with the cast.

It’s no surprise that The Wolfpack earned tens of millions, but that Ken Jeong banked a nice chunk of change too. He reportedly got paid $5 Million for his hilarious services in the third instalment, which hits cinemas this week.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

I love Mr Chow and Alan’s (Zach Galifianakis) crazy adventures. They should have their own spin-off TV show!

EMINEM’S PUBLISHER SUES FACEBOOK

Eminem4 EMINEMS PUBLISHER SUES FACEBOOKEminem’s song publisher is suing Facebook for copying Em’s song ‘Under the Influence’ in one of their online adverts.

Eight Mile Style claims that the agency behind the ad, Wieden+Kennedy, used the song in an effort to curry favour with Facebook by catering to Mark Zuckerberg’s personal likes and to invoke the same irreverent theme of the song.

Translation…

So you can suck my dig if you don’t like my shid, cuz I was high when I wrote this so suck my dig!

The ad was featured during a webcast by Zuckerberg, introducing Facebook Home, a new interface for Android phones.

This isn’t the first time Slim has gone after giants for stealing his music. He sued Apple in 2005 and Audi in 2011 for using ‘Lose Yourself’ in their ads without his permission. Both cases were settled out of court.

Eminem is too good!