Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Offered Millions For First Baby Pics

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna offered a million dollars for first baby pics - King Says 2016The first photos of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna’s baby could fetch over a million dollars!

A million fu*king dollars! Bloody fu*k!

Some of these trashy celebrity gossip magazines and photo agencies are already offering up seven figures for the exclusive first pics of the new family.

Sure, it’s nothing compared to the $11 million Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got for their twins, but we’re talking about a minor supporting character in a reality show and a stripper here.

Good for them. You’re the ones to blame for this. Why do you care so much? What satisfaction does this bring to your lives? Just Google the word “baby” instead and have a ball. All babies look the same anyway.

Queen Amber Heard Claims Domestic Violence

Queen Amber Heard claims domestic violence - King Says 2016This Queen Amber Heard and Johnny Depp divorce is getting pretty messy…

Queen Heard claims that Depp repeatedly verbally and physically abused her during their time together.

She showed up to court yesterday with multiple bruises on her face, detailing a string of incidents including the most recent, which led to her finally filing for divorce. She claims that last month, after her birthday party, Johnny was drunk and high as usual, threw a magnum of champagne at her, grabbed her by the hair, and pushed her to the floor. The next time they saw each other was last Saturday night when JD apparently snatched her phone while she was talking to a friend and threw it at her face. Her friend called the cops, but Amber refused to give them a statement.

Johnny’s people are calling BS on the whole thing, pointing to the Instagram photo below that Queen Amber posted the next day of her with her friends sans any bruises. The cops also state that there were no signs of injury when they visited her on the night.

Queen Amber Heard sans bruises the next morning - King Says 2016The judge has issued a temporary restraining order requiring Depp to stay at least 100 yards away from her while they sort this whole thing out.

I don’t know how true or exaggerated her stories are, but I kinda see it. Depp is high 99% of the time, so… #TeamQueenAmberHeard

Justin Bieber Sued For ‘Sorry’

Justin Bieber sued for Sorry - King Says 2016Justin Bieber is being sued by a weird indie pop singer named Casey Dienel aka White Hinterland who claims he stole a vocal loop from her song ‘Ring the Bell’ and used it on his #1 mega hit ‘Sorry.’

It’s that bit at the beginning of the song that goes… Actually, just listen to it yourself…

 

Very similar indeed, but Justin’s version has an extra syllable, right? Skrillex, who produced Bieber’s version and is also named as a defendant in the lawsuit, probably did rip it off, but it’s such a tiny part of the song and it has been changed enough that I don’t think it will stand up in court.

“Is it too late now to say sorry?”

Johnny Depp And Queen Amber Heard Divorce

Johnny Depp and Queen Amber Heard divorce - King Says 2016Johnny Depp and Queen Amber Heard are getting divorced.

Noooooo! I mean, Yeeeeees! One of the hottest women in the world is single again.

Queen Heard filed the papers earlier this week, citing irreconcilable differences, but a mutual friend has told me that they have been fighting for months, and that most of Depp’s family hates her for not letting him spend more time with them.

From what I can remember, the couple, who met on the set of the 2011 film ‘The Rum Diary’ and got married just over a year ago, did NOT have a prenup in place.

She is asking for spousal support, but the big question is, who’ll get Pistol and Boo.

Depp is having a pretty shit week because this comes just three days after his mum died.

Jessica Simpson Stuns In Sexy Swimsuit

Jessica Simpson stuns in sexy swimsuit - King Says 2016Jessica Simpson looks absolutely stunning in her latest Instagram post.

Wow!

She posed in a sexy black low-back one-piece to promote the new line of swimsuits in her Jessica Simpson collection. She captioned the above photo,

“Get your suit on! Never-been-seen footage from my Spring ’16 photoshoot is on the website! www.jessicasimpson.com #sunsoutbunsout”

With buns like that, it’s no surprise that she has managed to build her clothing company into a billion dollar business. Yes, that’s billion with a b.

I heard she’s working on a new album too.

Jessica Simpson is on fire!

Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are “Writing” Another Book

Kendall and Kylie Jenner writing another book - King Says 2016Kendall and Kylie Jenner are giving the whole “writing” thing another go.

Yep, they are “working” on a sequel to “their” 2014 dystopian sci-fi flop, ‘Rebels: City of Indra’, called ‘Time of the Twins.’

Like the first one, most of it will be written by a ghostwriter and then they’ll just slap their names on the cover at the end to try and sell the piece of crap. Kylie said,

“In our first book, Rebels: City of Indra, we left Lex and Livia in a place where their future was uncertain. Now, in Time of the Twins, you’ll learn how these sisters struggle to get to know each other and deal with their fate.”

Sounds rubbish, but if you like that sort of thing, it will be released on the fifteenth day of November.

If however you want to read a good book by a slightly bitter, but real author, head over to Amazon and buy a copy of my latest novel, ‘Southern Girl.’

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